officially heartbroken.goodbye.

im finally growing up.

You'll always be a part of me
I'm a part of you indefinitely
Girl don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you're never gonna shake me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby

I NEED TO SCREAM RIGHT NOW.
oh but before that, lemme thank all those who wished me happy birthday...
people like nuzul,shannon,nahnah,farhanah,tanya(whose birthday also falls on the same day),ain,wan,stupidSARAH.nikki,sexyvoice,nicole,marissa,nuzul's sis-noran...
well anyone who wished me in one way or another...
thanks alot.
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OKAY SO BACK TO SCREAMING.
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haiiiiiii.results were terrible...horrible...definitely not incredible...
got back english and social studies today.
english first,
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OMG.YES I KNOW.IT SUCKS.
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but that isnt what im angry about...it was...
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the marker's remark!
first of all, she wrote little comments on my paper.
for example...
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I quoted an example which is kinda relevent to the topic,and guess what she said?
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"IN YOUR DREAMS."

AND!
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"get real please!"
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and i gave a concluding line...she bracketed it...and said...
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"OBVIOUSLY."
WTH!
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SHE SUCKS.
why do i face this kinda markers all the time?
for final year exam, the marker wrote...
"this is not Get Real!"
dammmit.
one ask me to get real,
the other say dun get real.
so what they want now...
ARGH.
AND I THINK TOO MUCH HANGING OUT WITH HAMSTERS IS MAKING ME ACT LIKE ONE OF THEM.
*scratchscratch*

SLEEPYHEAD AND SILLYHEAD.

THANKS FOR MAKING MY BIRTHDAY SUCH A HAPPY AND GREAT ONE.
ITS THE BEST PRESENT I'VE EVER RECEIVED, I SWEAR.
EVEN MY MUMMY DOESNT GIVE ME SUCH A CUTE PREZZIE FOR MY BDAE.
I GOT TWOOOO HAMSTERS NOW.
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,
ONE IS CALLED SLEEPYHEAD AND THE OTHER IS SILLYHEAD.
HERE ARE SOME PICS OF THEM.

ITS THE CAGE!
SLEEPYHEAD HIDING INSIDE THE HOUSE.
*BITEBITE*
" I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE!"

OF COURSE THE PICS ARE RATHER BLUR...

BUT FRET NOT!

IM GONNA TAKE SOME MORE CUTE PICS OF THEM IN TIME TO COME. :):)

THEY'RE SO CUTE, BOTH FEMALES.

:):):)

WANTED TWO MALE ONES (COS THEY'RE CUTER)BUT THE PERSON SAID THEY MAY FIGHT.

THEN I DINT WANT ONE BOY ONE GIRＬ COS I DONT WANT TO WAKE UP REALISING THAT MY HAMSTERS ATE THEIR BABIES UP.

SO SETTLED ON TWO GIRLS, THEY CANT BREED, AND WILL STAY HAPPILY EVER AFTER!:):)

IMMA HAPPY GIRL.

SO WENT WITH MY FREN TO GET IT.

BOUGHT THE BED,FOOD,CAGE,2 GREY BABY HAMSTERS.

SOOOOOO.......

HERE'S THE RECEIPT.

unbelievable.

thank God we had enough cash.

and we dint buy quite a number of stuffs know.

the ball.

the bathing sand.

the disinfecting lotion.

if we bought those too, i think it would add up to about 100?

the innocent me didnt know hamsters cost this much.

i thought everything would most probably add up to 50?

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but i love sleepyhead and sillyhead.i'll take care of them reallllly well.

:)

i've decided to buy them treats once every two weeks!but im getting kinda worried cos they dont seem to be eating well and drinking enough water.

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i hope i wont have another bad experience again.

cos when i was pri 1 i had a cute little brown hamster named HAMHAM.

my mummy dint really like the fact that i keep touching its fur so she put the cage on top of the fridge.

at that point of time i was really short...

so i was reaching for the cage and accidentally opened the door.

within a blink of an eye,

*PLOP*

it plunged down to its death.

i was soooo sad from then on, and buried it outside my house.

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this time, im gonna do my best to make sure sleepy and sillyheads will be happy for the rest of their lives.

thanks girl, for the pressie.i love it.

pictures-of-disgusting-creatures-such-as-lizards-phobia

YES.I AM SCARED OF LIZARDS.AND FROGS.AND WHATEVER REPTILES OR AMPHIBIANS U CAN NAME.I AM SCARED OF THEM.
i know some people must think im absurd to be even scared of the pictures,i shall mention no names,but i think its really mean of you people who think that way.
first of all, let me defend myself.everyone has a phobia.surely, one has to be scared of something. one can be scared of dogs, cats, lightning, thunder, darkness, heights, whatever.
so im scared of even the photos of lizards etc.
GO AHEAD,LAUGH AT ME.
im not gonnna care about those stares and comments u guys gave to me drg the english lesson that day anymore.
although i gotta admit that i was really sad and disappointed and kinda affected by it.
anw, enough of that.
exams are over and im in a holiday mood. books have grown durian thorns and i just refuse to touch them now.
anw. yesterday went out to catch a movie.and ate dinner at old airport.
then decided to head home with fatty by walking to kallang.
then it was about 7 plus alr, i cant say its pitch black darkness but well,it was dark.
so if you guys have been to kallang, im sure u all will see this big drain or canal or whatever u call it. its the smelly one. so i've no idea why i was staring at the canal/big drain....and guess what i saw.
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no i didnt see a bunch of crabs.
neither did i see a swarm of cute little fishes.
I THOUGHT I SAW A CROCODILE.
THIS CREATURE WAS SWIMMING AND FATTY GOT SO CURIOUS SHE FOLLOWED THE CROCODILE.
I FOLLOWED TOO AND IT DECIDED TO CRAWL OR SLIDE OR WHATEVER TO THE GRASS AREA.
I SCREAMED.
ANOTHER UNCLE SAW IT TOO!
THEN I RAN AWAY FEELING SO DISGUSTED AND EVERYTHING.SO I SAT AT THE BUSSTOP...
HOWEVER,I WAS SO AFRAID IT'LL CRAWL TOWARDS THE BUSSTOP SO I BEGAN LOOKING OUT FOR IT.
GUESS WHAT I SAW.
IT WASNT A CROCODILE...
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IF YOUR MIND IS THINKING THAT IT'S PROBABLY A HUMAN AND CHANEL IS JUST OVERREACTING, ITS NOT U DICKHEAD.
IT WAS A SNAKE.
I SWEAR I ALMOST DIALED 999.
BUT THE POLICE WOULD PROBABLY THINK THAT IM A STUPID CRAZY LOSER WHO HAS NEVER SEEN A SNAKE BEFORE IN MY WHOLE LIFE.THE WORST PART IS I SAW THE SNAKE HISSED.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
THEN I DUNNO WHY FATTY GOT SO EXCITED SHE CONTINUED TO OBSERVE THE SNAKE AND GUESS WHAT.
SHE CAME BACK ASKING ME, "EH WHY THE SNAKE STOMACH LIKE SO BIG?" I LOOKED CAREFULLY AND REALISE IT WAS LIKE A LUMP.
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SNAKES DONT CHEW THEIR FOOD FYI.
THEY JUST SWALLOW THE WHOLE DAMN THING AND HIBERNATE FOR A WEEK OR TWO.
YES,WHICH MEANS THE SNAKE WE SAW ATE SOMETHING.
I WAS SCREAMING LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
I BET THOSE AT THE BUSSTOP WOULD REACT THE SAME WAY IF THEY SAW IT LAH.
THEN LUCKILY THE BUS CAME AND WE GOT ON IT.
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I, TAN CHANEL, AM CURRENTLY FEELING REALLY GUILTY FOR NOT DIALING 999.IF THE 'TODAY' NEWSPAPER PUBLISHES AN ARTICLE SAYING, 'A WOMAN WAS SWALLOWED BY A SNAKE LATE LAST NIGHT AT KALLANG' I THINK I WOULD JUST FAINT.
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I WONDER WHERES THE SNAKE NOW.
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SO I REACHED HOME AND TOLD MY GRANNY AND MUMMY THE INCIDENT.
SO I ASKED IF ITS A COBRA.
BOTH SAID NO AND SAID ITS A PYTHON.
OHMYGOD.
THE ONE WITH THE UGLY SPOTS ON THE SKIN.
AND MY MUM WAS LIKE
EH DARLING!I TOOK PHOTO WITH SNAKE BEFORE LEH.THEN I TOUCHED IT, SO COOLING AND SMOOTH.
AND SHE ADDED ON SAYING THIS:
I ATE SNAKE MEAT BEFORE KNOW!IN TAIWAN.YUMMY~
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*SPEECHLESS*
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GRANNY SAID THIS." I BET THE SNAKE ATE A MOUSE A FISH OR MAYBE A CAT."
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AND SHE ADDED ON THIS,"MAYBE TMR ITS APPETITE WOULD GROW BIGGER AND START EATING HUMANS."
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*FAINTED*
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JUST IMAGINE HOW TRAUMATISED I AM NOW, I'VE NOT EVEN BEEN TO THE REPTILE SECTION IN SINGAPORE ZOOLOGICAL GARDEN.:S

An interesting adventure.

k i've got a grandmother story to tell in this post.
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it was 2.00pm,time for school to end.
last period was chem.
so...chanel,sarah and chuyi wanted to go home together.
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we walked out of school,and was waiting for the traffic light to turn green.
suddenly,
sarah: oh my god.i lost my nametag.
sarah again: wait,what am i saying,i lost my wallet.
chanel: k we go back and look.
(all these happened while chuyi was still talking to her frens)

so sarah and chanel traced back their footsteps and began the SEARCH FOR THE GREEN WALLET.
sounds oh-so-exciting.
sarah: its not there lah...how?
chanel: k lah,we go check General office.
(both of us walked to the GO,enquired,but nothing productive came out of it)
chuyi then called chanel and she went to look for them.

three of them walked to the toilet cos chanel needed to weewee.
sarah: how ah?im so screwed...
suddenly,annabelle tee walked towards them.
chanel:eh belle,did you see sarah's wallet?
belle: no...anw what were ur intending to do after school?
sarah: go home...
belle: okay!since i've got nothing to do, i stay with you all to find the wallet!
sarah,chuyi,chanel: OKAY!
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then they split up.
chanel and sarah went back to 4/9 to check.
belle and chuyi went to General office AGAIN.
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still, nothing was found.
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then they met outside the stuffroom.
guess what sarah and chanel saw?
THE WALLET!no.
they saw annabelle and chuyi enjoying themselves with a cup of fruit punch stolen from the teachers' buffet.
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Chanel being the smart one finally realised belle wanted to steal the food from the buffet and thats why she wanted to stay in school alittle longer .
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then they sorta asked mrs cheong to help them open the lab coz the door was locked. (and belle at the same time asked if she could steal some food.)
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she didnt have the keys and asked them to find the lab technician at the 2nd floor.
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chanel was kinda stoning so she didnt realise annabelle actually stole the keys from the office.
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they went back to the chem lab and tried all the keys...
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and chanel the smart unlocked it!
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but guess what,nobody dared to go it coz it was dark and notsoscary.
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however they still took up the courage to go inside the lab.
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and you might have guessed correctly,nothing was found.
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then they rushed out of the lab and locked everything,and suddenly..
THEY SAW THE LAB TECHNICIAN.
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chanel and belle started hiding the keys and sarah then approached the lab technician for help.
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chanel belle and chuyi left sarah alone and ran back to the 2nd floor to put back the keys.
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then they walked calmly away from the CRIME SCENE.
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the three of them then sat at the foyer waiting for sarah.
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of course she came back empty handed coz they've alr checked the lab.
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sarah: know the lab technician said..."the keys were missing when i was at 2nd floor.then i saw the door open at the first floor so i thought the other lab technician was inside..then i come down the lab locked.then go back up again, the keys were back in place.alamak,someone sabo me lah."
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belle and chanel: PHEW.LUCKILY OUR TIMING SO GOOD.
(suddenly we saw the lab technician walking furiously into the general office)
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chuyi/belle: i think she's going to check the CCTV.
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chanel: omg,then why are we still here?! run!
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so then they went back to collect their bags.
sarah: OMG.(hand holding her wallet which she took from her bag)
chanel,chuyi,belle: OOOMMMGGGG.
sarah: hahahahhahahahhahha.
chuyi,chanel and belle totally ignored her from then on.
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and the time was 3.00pm.
one whole hour looking for something which wasnt lost in the first place.
omg.
MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T TRUST SARAH.

April Fools' Day

went to school as usual,didnt realise that it was April Fools Day.
for the past four years in TK, 1st April wasnt a day when people actually do real pranks.
but this year it was different.
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it was our last April Fools Day in TK.
so then Belle,Vic and Ruby were thinking of ways to prank our teacher.
2 conditions:-
1) we must not break the school rules.
2)it must be a good one.

but of course, given the short period of time to think of what prank,it was really hard.
so then we heard that HALF OF 4/8 was switching with HALF OF A sec 3 class i dunno which one during the first period so as to confuse the teachers.
SO BEING THE SMART BELLE,
SHE DECIDED TO BE KINDA ORIGINAL.
SO GUESS WHAT'S THE PRANK?
SHE DECIDED TO SWITCH THE WHOLE OF 4/9 with another sec 4 class.
omg,like what difference does it make right.

the whole idea is the same!?!But whatever,we really wanted to do something so yes,
4/4,4/8 and 4/9 students went to whatever classes they want and sat down,pretending that they're the students of the classes they were in.
Steph and i chose 4/8.

target: Mrs.i-do-not-like-to-shave

so we greeeted her as if we've been in her class for two years...
and right after 2 secs,
'hey i thought youre from 4/4...uhhuh!1st of april...april fools' day,you aint gonna fool me.'
then 4/4's teacher... Mr. know-it-all, came to our class to pick up all the 4/4 students.at first they were reluctant to leave,but guess what he said.
'you girls not leaving im gonna give you all spring test tmr.'
and in the blink of an eye,all the 4e4ers ran out of the class like some mad cows.haha.
so that sorta marked the end of the prank coz everyone went back to our own classes.

i gotta admit the prank wasnt that fantastic.
but well, look on the bright side,at least we managed to skip 20 mins of math.
MUAHAHAHAHA.

how sad,this may be one of the last April Fools' Day i'll be celebrating.
one has to grow up right?
but! its okay to be young at heart!
i better start thinking of better pranks for next year!:D

oh on a side note: JAC IS TURNING BISEXUAL. :O
p.s that is totally not an april fools' joke.

TOODLES!